There is no Help in Yoga. He\u2019s an anancastic Ogre
\nThere is no Help in Yoga. He\u2019s an anancastic Ogre
\nHe is no Master Yoda. He\u2019s an anancastic Ogre
\nThere is no Help in Yoga. He\u2019s an anancastic Ogre<\/p>\n
Ogre clumps into the Kitchen, shows his beamy Grin
\nFrom the Gaps between his Teeth hang ghastly Scraps of Skin
\nSweet and cute Prey Animals are breaking out in Sweat
\nOgre likes them raw and wriggling, biting off their Head<\/p>\n
Ogre plunges all his Rivals into Grief and Sorrow
\nOgre kicks the other Cookie Monsters off the Tableau<\/p>\n
Ogre is a fatty King-Baer, holds his cruel Command
\nAll his Servants are in Fear of his distressing Chant
\nIf a Servant by Mistake dissects the Food too fast
\nOgre throws a Tantrum and his Mind gets to a Blast<\/p>\n
Ogre screams a blue Streak and demands a total Restart
\nOgre has a great state-of-the-art Dictator-Heart<\/p>\n
His Heart is dancing Pogo: He\u2019s an anancastic Ogo
\nHis Heart is dancing Pogo: He\u2019s an anancastic NoGo<\/p>\n
Ogre riots in the kitchen, throwing Fork and Spoon
\nThrough his Rant he\u2019s coming close to falling in a Swoon
\nEggs are bursting while he\u2019s acting like an evil Djinn
\nEvery String is ripping at the Devils Violin <\/p>\n
There is no Help in Yoga. He\u2019s an anancastic Ogre<\/p>\n
Ogre causes total Chaos, throws the Food around
\nWhile it\u2019s hailing Curses in a shrill and shocking Sound
\nOgre complains stubbornly, he cannot settle down
\nOgre is the most annoying Aggro Beast in Town<\/p>\n
Two Attendants grasp him and transport him to a Rage Bench
\nThat\u2019s all you can do to such a strange, choleric Crank<\/p>\n
There is no Help in Yoga. He\u2019s an Anancasmo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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